Ohhhhh dear. I have finally made the human cry.
We went for a plod in the woods and there is a bit of an awkward gate to get in. Because I am fat, there is not enough room to get through with the human on top so she has to get off and lead me through. This usually is without incident but not today. The gate was a bit stiff so the human rather stupidly let go of yours truly and haha!
Freeeeeedom!!!!
I lost sight of the human after a few hundred yards and stopped for a handy snack from a tree. She had been running so I guessed it wouldn't be long until she turned up all red in the face and puffy. Except she didn't. So I carried on munching - well a fat pony can't let the opportunity pass - and waited.
Still no human.
After about 30 minutes I acquired a dog. This was a good game and we had a bit of a play until the dog's rather irate owner turned up. Then I knew I was in trouble. 3 points on the licence and at hefty fine at the very least. Dog in one hand and me in the other I was dragged unceremoniously to the car park and tied up next to a car bearing the colours of the local constabulary.
The blubbing human turned up 5 minutes later saying she thought I had been lost forever etc, etc and despite my escapade she still loved me "sob" and how I was a silly boy. The policeman then said "there, there, people FALL OFF all the time and don't you worry, he's safe and sound."
So now the whole village thinks the human fell off. Its made my day.....
