Sinbinned

I am in the doghouse. At least I would be if I fitted. I bit the human and as if that wasn't enough, knocked the head off the snowman she had built in my field and helped myself to the snowman's face. Its all down to the weather. You can tell we've had a lot of it because all the humans are bored of talking about it and just go around tutting a lot and feeling under our rugs. And there's more WEATHER to come.

Well I've been stuck indoors due to the fact that all the snow gets stuck in my hooves but the human had a pang of conscience and said I could go out for a roll. So I dutifully had a roll and asked to be let back in. This request was ignored because the human was trying to get in a cat litter tray for something called sledging. So I asked to come in again. This was also ignored as the human had gone through the bottom of said litter tray and sunk in the white stuff (she is even fatter than me). So I gave it one last shot. Nothing. Not even an acknowledgement of my plight. I mean, what else is there to do in a totally ice covered field? Then I spied Mr Frosty, lovingly constructed at the top of my field complete with edible nose. This was a good game and brought the human stomping over to inspect the damage. So I asked to come in again. The human was too busy trying to reconnect Mr Frosty's head so this is when my patience snapped. I learnt a whole new set of WORDS if you get my drift. Blood and everything. But it worked, I got pushed in faster than you can say Elastoplast. Result.

P.S. I am moving AGAIN. Told you.