Television X

Oh dear. I have been subjected to something only consenting adults should see and the human has come over all funny and gone to lie down.

I have been basking quietly all day in my new string vest (human says it keeps the flies off, I say I look like Rab C Nesbitt) with the hairy black ponies (now plus 1) when the human looms large with my tack. I did try explaining that it was a bit WARM to be off gallivanting but I was ignored and pointed in the direction of the common. Usually the common is the domain of the cows and an occasional deer but as we rounded the bottom corner at warp speed I saw a BUM. And then another BUM. I slammed on the brakes as best I could which caused a bit of a commotion on top but not as big a commotion as in front of me where 2 naked humans leapt up and tried very hard to cover up with a rug, a video camera and half a bottle of bubbly. I told the human to cover her eyes at this point, she is far too easily disturbed, especially as the camera appeared to still be filming and removed us from the incident as quick as possible (mach 2) while the human tried to shout back at the now very dishevelled people that bonking in the middle of a bridlepath perhaps wasn't the best way forward. Blimey......