It wasn't my fault. Honest. The human said I needed company today so I could go out with another pony called Chocolate. Well Chocolate was so named because he is of a chocolate hue. So I joined in. I'm not sure how I ended up face down in the bog, I think I was bounced in but the human says it was probably self inflicted. However it happened, I am now brown. All over. Its even in my ears which has made me a bit deaf (pardon?) but at least it drowns out the whinging. I even managed to work a bit of mud in between the rugs which made the human apoplectic with rage. The downside of it was having to have a bath with freezing cold water and then being clothed in all the rubbish rugs that were left because the good ones were all soggy. Bother. So now I look all tatty but at least I am clean. Until tomorrow.....
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