Well, honestly.... The stable door WAS shut, its just that after I waggled it a bit, it opened. So then I went out into the yard, turned on a few taps, knocked over the wheelbarrow and was just testing the gate into the wider world when the human turned up and ruined my escape bid. Now I am back in my stable which has been screwed shut.
I have had new shoes today. The human is muttering that SHE doesn't get new shoes every six weeks - in fact, judging by the state of todays footwear, she doesn't even get new shoes every six years. To be honest, after pounding the tarmac in the vain hope of shifting some of my bulk, I had worn my shoes down to the last millimetre. Lazy human just sits on top - THATS why her shoes don't wear out. To celebrate the new shoes I decided to christen them by leaping around in a random fashion causing some rude words from above, heh, heh....
By the way, the human didn't do her tax return last night, she got distracted by ebay. No discipline.....
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