I am dying. Its all the human's fault. She decided that I needed the Antichrist himself (otherwise known as vet) to come and stick needles in me so I don't get whatever it is the vaccination is for and now I'm dying. Its proper flu, not just sissy flu, I had a thermometer up my bum and everything *sniff* and I am lying under all my blankets feeling VERY sorry for myself and making the human run around with cold flannels and sponges. *SNIFF* The human says don't be so pathetic, you did this whole shebang last year and you were perfectly alright 24 hours later you wet blanket. Whatever happened to sympathy?
*SNIFF*
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